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  2.             When I was a kid my favorite relative was uncle caveman.
  3.             After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once
  4.             in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later
  5.                  that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
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  7.                         From Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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